Saturday, December 31, 2011

Chuck Norris - Bible Now

Chuck Norris, promoting the bible in public schools and removing the separation of church and state...

This coming from the "christian" who has been married twice and had an extra-marital affair that resulted in a pregnancy and who has his own cult following of fans who endow him with "Chuck Norris Facts", almost-supernatural feats attributed to him. Facts like:

Chuck Norris can change the tire on a car while it's still moving

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, death just hasn't built the courage to tell him yet

Some magicians can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land

Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird

Chuck Norris - Wikipedia

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